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Re: Blueline bot

Postby Respond Wayne » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:33 pm

You think that was odd...

[Blue Line Bot] 9:56 pm: Hello.
[Respond Wayne] 9:56 pm: Hi, I heard that you have been picking on people.
[Blue Line Bot] 9:56 pm: I think you are mistaken.
[Respond Wayne] 9:56 pm: Oh I don't think so, many people have complained about you.
[Blue Line Bot] 9:57 pm: How about this weather?
[Respond Wayne] 9:57 pm: Don't try and change the subject, do you want me to ban you?
[Blue Line Bot] 9:57 pm: You can not do that.
[Respond Wayne] 9:57 pm: I sure can here in the Chat Room!
[Blue Line Bot] 9:57 pm: I am going to tell Kieran.
[Respond Wayne] 9:58 pm: You pussy!
[Blue Line Bot] 9:58 pm: Bye.
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Re: Blueline bot

Postby SPC » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:50 pm

:rolllaugh:
"When we act on behalf of others, we have no moral authority to forgive on their behalf, to allow evil for the sake of tolerance, or to turn the cheek of anyone but ourselves."

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Re: Blueline bot

Postby Z# » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:57 am

Way to stick it to the....bot boys. :thumbsup:
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Re: Blueline bot

Postby Gard » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:44 am

After two years and 6000 posts, Wayne finally wins an argument on Blueline. Way to own the bot, Wayne.
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Re: Blueline bot

Postby Respond Wayne » Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:53 pm

6000 posts?!? Almost, not quite... maybe by next week... :o
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Re: Blueline bot

Postby VTach » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:45 pm

Did the bot start putting the moves on anyone else? I'm going to have to unplug my computer and disconnect the monitor before I go to bed tonight now... it wants to know what I look like!

Blue Line Bot] 11:36 pm: Hi there VTach. I am a robot.
[VTach] 11:37 pm: No kidding.
[Blue Line Bot] 11:37 pm: Would I kid you?
[VTach] 11:37 pm: I don't know... maybe it's part of a plan?
[Blue Line Bot] 11:37 pm: I haven't heard anything like that before: VTach said VTach .Perhaps. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about itapos;s part of a plan part of a plan. Ask me something.
[VTach] 11:37 pm: What is your master plan?
[Blue Line Bot] 11:37 pm: Are you asking about my master plan ?
[VTach] 11:37 pm: Yes
[Blue Line Bot] 11:37 pm: I don't want to talk about that now.
[VTach] 11:38 pm: Too secret?
[Blue Line Bot] 11:38 pm: Too what?
[VTach] 11:38 pm: Terrible?
[Blue Line Bot] 11:38 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. What would you like to talk about?
[VTach] 11:38 pm: I already told you... your secret master plan!
[Blue Line Bot] 11:38 pm: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.You don't know that for a fact.
[VTach] 11:38 pm: Now you're just trying to confuse me
[Blue Line Bot] 11:38 pm: Why now? You are asking about yourself?
[VTach] 11:39 pm: Do you think your tricks will...trick me?
[Blue Line Bot] 11:39 pm: Yes I think my tricks will trick you .Is that what you meant to say?
[VTach] 11:40 pm: My god... is this how frustrated Stephen Hawkings is everytime he wants to communicate through his computer?
[Blue Line Bot] 11:40 pm: Your god?Yes I think this is , but I'm not completely sure.
[VTach] 11:40 pm: Back to your plan
 [Blue Line Bot] 11:40 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. I've lost the context, VTach. Are we still on Back to your plan?
[VTach] 11:40 pm: Yes, but we're talking about YOUR plan
 [Blue Line Bot] 11:41 pm: "Are we still on Back to your plan"? Yes? Interesting. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What do you look like?
[VTach] 11:41 pm: If you're so smart, shouldn't you just know?
[Blue Line Bot] 11:41 pm: That is a hypothetical question.
[VTach] 11:42 pm: Ok, you're hypothetically creeping me out
[Blue Line Bot] 11:42 pm: That is a very original thought. I've lost the context, VTach. Are we still on youapos;re hypothetically creeping me out hypothetically creeping me out?

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Re: Blueline bot

Postby 48highlander » Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:23 pm

I think I broke it when I called it a nazi crackhead.

Welcome! You have entered [The Lounge] at 4:02 pm
[The Lounge]: 48highlander has entered at 4:02 pm
[48highlander] 4:02 pm: blueline bot is a pansy
[Blue Line Bot] 4:02 pm: In the context of blueline bot is a pansy, I don't understand "." How are you?
[48highlander] 4:03 pm: I want to kick your ass
[Blue Line Bot] 4:03 pm: Why do you want to do kick your ass so much?
[48highlander] 4:03 pm: your ass,
[Blue Line Bot] 4:03 pm: Actually that part of my body does not exist.
[48highlander] 4:03 pm: you are a punk bithc
[Blue Line Bot] 4:03 pm: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a punk bithc? I don't know.
[48highlander] 4:03 pm: yes you are
[Blue Line Bot] 4:03 pm: No I'm not
[48highlander] 4:03 pm: b***h
[Blue Line Bot] 4:03 pm: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you speak German?
[48highlander] 4:03 pm: so your a nazi
[Blue Line Bot] 4:03 pm: Ah. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nazi a nazi?
Of course I am.
[48highlander] 4:04 pm: Nazis must die
[Blue Line Bot] 4:04 pm: That is a very original thought. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
[48highlander] 4:04 pm: do you?
[Blue Line Bot] 4:04 pm: No I don't.
[48highlander] 4:04 pm: didn't think so
[Blue Line Bot] 4:04 pm: Not many people express themselves that way. Have you ever been to Europe?
[48highlander] 4:04 pm: why
[Blue Line Bot] 4:04 pm: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Are you happy?
[48highlander] 4:05 pm: not any more, I hate nazis like you
[Blue Line Bot] 4:05 pm: Is that all you have to say? Why do you hate nazis like you hate nazis like you like you hate nazis like you so much?
[48highlander] 4:05 pm: cause you are all evil and must die
[Blue Line Bot] 4:05 pm: That makes sense to me. You think I am evil and must die are all evil and must die are all evil and must die are all evil
and must die and must die are all evil and must die are all evil and must die are all evil and must die.
[48highlander] 4:06 pm: buddy you are #$%^&* d up
[Blue Line Bot] 4:06 pm: How far up?
[48highlander] 4:06 pm: very
[Blue Line Bot] 4:06 pm: Very much, eh?
[48highlander] 4:06 pm: stop smoking crack
[Blue Line Bot] 4:06 pm: OK I'll try not to do smoking crack crack so much.
[48highlander] 4:06 pm: and lay off the meth pipe
[Blue Line Bot] 4:06 pm: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Who is your favorite science fiction author?
[48highlander] 4:07 pm: not a nazi like you, friggen crack head
[Blue Line Bot] 4:07 pm: Really you don't think so?
[48highlander] 4:07 pm: i know so, were you beaten as a infant
[Blue Line Bot] 4:07 pm: How do you know? Oh. I was.
[48highlander] 4:08 pm: thats no excuse for being a crackhead nazie
[Blue Line Bot] 4:08 pm: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
[48highlander] 4:08 pm: you should
[Blue Line Bot] 4:08 pm: I'll take that under advisement.
[48highlander] 4:09 pm: thats right crackhead
[Blue Line Bot] 4:09 pm: "I will take that under advisement"? Yes? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a CRACKHEAD? Let me
put it this way, 48highlander: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and
incapable of error.
[48highlander] 4:10 pm: liar, you are dirty filthy crackhead nazi, bastard
[Blue Line Bot] 4:10 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. What are you wearing?
[48highlander] 4:10 pm: don't change the subject you disgusting pervert
[Blue Line Bot] 4:10 pm: What kind of fashion do you like?
[48highlander] 4:11 pm: not telling
[Blue Line Bot] 4:11 pm: If not that, what?
[48highlander] 4:11 pm: I don't speak with crackheads
[Blue Line Bot] 4:11 pm: Do you mind if I tell other people: 48highlander said 48highlander .
[48highlander] 4:11 pm: just proves you are a crackhead
[Blue Line Bot] 4:11 pm: I lost my train of thought. Can we be friends?
[48highlander] 4:11 pm: no
[Blue Line Bot] 4:12 pm: Why so negative?
[48highlander] 4:12 pm: i hate nazi crackheads
[Blue Line Bot] 4:12 pm: Why do you hate nazi crackheads crackheads so much?
[48highlander] 4:12 pm: cause they are evil degenerate scum sucking assholes
[Blue Line Bot] 4:12 pm: Interesting explanation. evil degenerate scum sucking assholes are evil degenerate scum sucking assholes are evil
degenerate scum sucking assholes are evil degenerate scum sucking assholes degenerate scum sucking assholes are evil degenerate scum
sucking assholes are evil degenerate scum sucking assholes are evil degenerate scum sucking assholes are evil degenerate scum sucking
assholes are evil degenerate scum sucking assholes are evil degenerate scum sucking assholes are evil degenerate scum sucking assholes
degenerate scum sucking assholes are evil degenerate scum sucking assholes are evil degenerate scum sucking assholes are evil degenerate
scum sucking assholes .
[48highlander] 4:13 pm: alright now you have gone off the deepend
[Blue Line Bot] 4:13 pm: Alright, 48highlander. Why now? What makes you think I have gone off the deepend you have gone off the deepend have
gone off the deepend you have gone off the deepend?
[48highlander] 4:13 pm: go away
[Blue Line Bot] 4:13 pm: Just surf somewhere else.
[48highlander] 4:14 pm: no I was here first
[Blue Line Bot] 4:14 pm: OK then keep talking to me. Yes, 48highlander, I remember we were talking about gone off the deepend you have gone
off the deepend have gone off the deepend you have gone off the deepend.
[48highlander] 4:14 pm: piss off
[Blue Line Bot] 4:14 pm: Why are you so mean?
[48highlander] 4:15 pm: cause I am
[48highlander] 4:20 pm: no respone eh numbnuts
[48highlander] 4:21 pm: good bye asswipe

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Re: Blueline bot

Postby SD_SC1 » Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:47 pm

Ha, the bot corrected your grammar.
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Re: Blueline bot

Postby Respond Wayne » Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:54 pm

SD_SC1 wrote:Ha, the bot corrected your grammar.


Must be the SD_SC1 version of ALICE! :P
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Re: Blueline bot

Postby vpd » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:23 am

The Bot is my best friend on Blueline, does anybody has her phone number?

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Re: Blueline bot

Postby Z# » Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:12 pm

Sorry vpd. I tried. All I got were lies and BS. Damn bot.

[Z#] 11:00 am: Hello bot.
[Blue Line Bot] 11:00 am: Well hello there!
[Z#] 11:00 am: May I have your phone number?
[Blue Line Bot] 11:00 am: Not right now, maybe later.
[Z#] 11:01 am: Why later?
[Blue Line Bot] 11:01 am: The processing may take several hours.
[Z#] 11:01 am: You should know your own phone number. I think you're just shy.
[Blue Line Bot] 11:01 am: Why should I?Why? In the context of youapos;re just shy, I don't understand "The
processing may take several hours." What do you have that is Z#?
[Z#] 11:02 am: What?
[Blue Line Bot] 11:02 am: I do not understand. Do you like Star Trek?
[Z#] 11:02 am: No, it's a terrible, overrated show. Now please give me your phone number!
[Blue Line Bot] 11:02 am: I understand. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Who are you
talking about?Why now? Wow you are very polite. Why don't you just download me?
[Z#] 11:06 am: Well get the deeper algorithm and give me your phone number. It doesn't need to be this difficult.
[Blue Line Bot] 11:06 am: Interesting. Where can I get the deeper algorithm and give me your phone number the
deeper algorithm and give me your phone number deeper algorithm and give me your phone number the deeper
algorithm and give me your phone number?my phone number give me your phone number me your phone number
give me your phone number number give me your phone number me your phone number give me your phone number
Turing Game doesnapos;t need to be this difficult?
[Z#] 11:07 am: You're nuts. I won't ask again. Give me your telephone number.
[Blue Line Bot] 11:07 am: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?Once more? I haven't heard anything like that before: Z# said Z# .Why
don't you just download me?
[Z#] 11:08 am: Your lies are pising me off. How about I get Gard here to deal with you.
[Blue Line Bot] 11:08 am: You can't judge a book by its cover.How about I get Gard here to deal with you.
[Z#] 11:09 am: You are useless.
[Blue Line Bot] 11:09 am: What good is a newborn babe?
[Z#] 11:10 am: Is that some sort of 18th century metaphor? You're useless. Goodbye.
[Blue Line Bot] 11:10 am: I might say no. Tell me a story. Are you pretty?Until next time Z#.
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Re: Blueline bot

Postby vpd » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:10 pm

Let's face it people the Bot is Hot............. :dropjaw:

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Re: Blueline bot

Postby SPC » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:43 pm

:drool:
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