Spitters

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Spitters

Postby Sumo_CPO » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:34 pm

Last night, a POS spat in my eye. To repay the favor, I stuck my thumb in his eye and listened to his Michael Jackson impression.

Doc ordered bloodwork to be done (which, for some reason, the POS agreed to), and I found out today that he tested negative for all the nasty nasties floating around.

Pretty relieved to learn that, but I still want to track this dirtbag down and edumacate him on a few more Use of Force response options.

That's about it. Thanks for listening.
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Re: Spitters

Postby ArmedSteno » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:20 pm

That's why I always ask if they spit or swallow on the first date.
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Re: Spitters

Postby bips » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:21 pm

Sumo_CPO wrote:Last night, a POS spat in my eye. To repay the favor, I stuck my thumb in his eye and listened to his Michael Jackson impression.

Doc ordered bloodwork to be done (which, for some reason, the POS agreed to), and I found out today that he tested negative for all the nasty nasties floating around.

Pretty relieved to learn that, but I still want to track this dirtbag down and edumacate him on a few more Use of Force response options.

That's about it. Thanks for listening.



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Re: Spitters

Postby TacticsPT » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:04 pm

I really,really,really hate spitters.....I'm not fond of Mormons either

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Re: Spitters

Postby Lemkie » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:20 am

TacticsPT wrote:I really,really,really hate spitters.....I'm not fond of Mormons either


Haven't been spit on yet but I'm sure it'll come. Not looking forward to it either.

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Re: Spitters

Postby Apollo » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:52 am

I've been spit on. You deal with it and move on. I've learned that these people have no respect for anything or anyone.

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Re: Spitters

Postby Longarm9 » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:40 am

In such cases, do you treat it as assault PO and lay charges accordingly?
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Re: Spitters

Postby El Conejo » Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:36 am

Longarm9 wrote:In such cases, do you treat it as assault PO and lay charges accordingly?


No, you stick your thumb in his eye.

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Re: Spitters

Postby Sumo_CPO » Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:57 am

El Conejo wrote:
Longarm9 wrote:In such cases, do you treat it as assault PO and lay charges accordingly?


No, you stick your thumb in his eye.


Thumb in the eye first, Assaut PO charges second.

That's actually how it went down, too. No word of a lie......... :mrgreen:
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Re: Spitters

Postby Lawserf » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:11 am

Glad to hear no creepie crawlies, Sumo but sorry to hear that that the POS did that in the first place.

Reassuring to hear that the fellow got a bit of an eye for an eye, so to speak...and a charge. :thumbsup:

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Re: Spitters

Postby IrishCop » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:20 am

Dealing with spitters in Australia..

Click Here and turn on sound

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Postby Kopparoo2b » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:47 am

Australia wrote:Dealing with spitters in Australia..

Click Here and turn on sound


Its nice when Officers get backing from their own higher ups. I wonder what the Police Psychologist (from the other post) would have suggested in this situation??

Hey, I'm just askin...... :mrgreen:
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Postby plainclothes » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:22 pm

Australia wrote:Dealing with spitters in Australia..

Click Here and turn on sound

That video is great :lol:
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Re: Spitters

Postby Lemkie » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:46 pm

plainclothes wrote:
Australia wrote:Dealing with spitters in Australia..

Click Here and turn on sound

That video is great :lol:


I love the throw down!

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Re: Spitters

Postby Longarm9 » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:52 pm

Sumo_CPO wrote:
El Conejo wrote:
Longarm9 wrote:In such cases, do you treat it as assault PO and lay charges accordingly?


No, you stick your thumb in his eye.


Thumb in the eye first, Assaut PO charges second.

That's actually how it went down, too. No word of a lie......... :mrgreen:



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