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by Gard
Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:12 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Homeless man gets to keep the $77000.00 that he found.
Replies: 11
Views: 1407

Re: Homeless man gets to keep the $77000.00 that he found.

meathead1 wrote:Guaranteed its gone in a year, spent on booze, drugs and hookers.


He won't live that long.
by Gard
Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:42 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Strippers to be stripped of work visas
Replies: 27
Views: 2138

Re: Strippers to be stripped of work visas

I say fuck it, let the eastern Europeans do it. They're not much good for anything else. They are pretty good at wearing track suits everywhere, but I can't think of anything else. m 1. Danica Djikov , Serbian born, civillian K9 Handler, first Serbian woman K9 handler to set foot in Afghanistan eve...
by Gard
Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:55 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Strippers to be stripped of work visas
Replies: 27
Views: 2138

Re: Strippers to be stripped of work visas

Yes, this is a great idea. We only want our own, home-grown Canadian girls stripping and debasing themselves. I say fuck it, let the eastern Europeans do it. They're not much good for anything else. They are pretty good at wearing track suits everywhere, but I can't think of anything else. Seriousl...
by Gard
Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:57 am
Forum: The Rant
Topic: More douche dog owners
Replies: 41
Views: 2262

Re: More douche dog owners

I thought, from the title, that this thread was about dog owners who allow their dogs to shit all over the place and just leave it. Or let their dogs off the leash and when they run up and jump on you or your child they yell out things like "It's OK, he's really harmless". That might be tr...
by Gard
Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:36 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Booted Kids Get Transpo Apology
Replies: 20
Views: 1680

Re: Booted Kids Get Transpo Apology

Well this will send a strong message to the kids.

Dick around on the bus, be an idiot, and the bus driver will apologize for doing what he should have.

I'd be right pissed if it was one of my kids.
by Gard
Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:01 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Strippers to be stripped of work visas
Replies: 27
Views: 2138

Re: Strippers to be stripped of work visas

Yes, this is a great idea. We only want our own, home-grown Canadian girls stripping and debasing themselves.

I say fuck it, let the eastern Europeans do it. They're not much good for anything else. They are pretty good at wearing track suits everywhere, but I can't think of anything else.
by Gard
Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:02 pm
Forum: The Rant
Topic: Winnipeg Police car 'bumps' pedestrian to get his attention
Replies: 18
Views: 2076

Re: Winnipeg Police car 'bumps' pedestrian to get his attent

Well allllllll-riiiight.
by Gard
Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:29 am
Forum: The Rant
Topic: HA! Karma is a bitch
Replies: 4
Views: 795

Re: HA! Karma is a bitch

I have seen a few instances where judges and lawyers took things more seriously when one of their own was victimized. I was at a sentencing for a B&E matter one time where the victim was a member of a local law firm. The legal aid lawyer, when his turn came to make a submission, basically threw ...
by Gard
Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:47 am
Forum: The Rant
Topic: Winnipeg Police car 'bumps' pedestrian to get his attention
Replies: 18
Views: 2076

Re: Winnipeg Police car 'bumps' pedestrian to get his attent

I wouldn't bother. All you'll get for a response is more trollery.
by Gard
Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:26 am
Forum: The Rant
Topic: Green lights (Ontario)
Replies: 97
Views: 7007

Re: Green lights (Ontario)

Respond Wayne wrote::ponder:

Lens toppers is a new word to you maybe? Maybe because I just made it up the other day!

It's a Code 3 lightbar, maybe the 2100 series...?


Lights are on the police car. I turn them on and off with a switch on the control box. For everything else, I have a life.
by Gard
Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:15 pm
Forum: The Rant
Topic: Alaska State Troopers
Replies: 94
Views: 6335

Re: Alaska State Troopers

Just misguided.
by Gard
Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:14 pm
Forum: The Rant
Topic: Green lights (Ontario)
Replies: 97
Views: 7007

Re: Green lights (Ontario)

I saw this car (below) today by Pearson... I find it odd that they chose to put red & blue lens toppers on the lightbar... I'm not sure what colour the actual LED lights are under the lens toppers, but no actual light passes through the red & blue, they sit on top, ergo "lens toppers&q...
by Gard
Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:43 pm
Forum: The Rant
Topic: Alaska State Troopers
Replies: 94
Views: 6335

Re: Alaska State Troopers

JennyRN wrote:for the CO's - do you have those cool restraint chairs that I have seen on the jail shows? Could have used one of those in the bedroom a time or two...


Whaaaaat???
by Gard
Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:04 pm
Forum: The Rant
Topic: Alaska State Troopers
Replies: 94
Views: 6335

Re: Alaska State Troopers

Well, they do pray before each op and all seem to be accepting of each other's bizarre hairstyles, so they have that going for them.
by Gard
Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:36 pm
Forum: The Rant
Topic: Alaska State Troopers
Replies: 94
Views: 6335

Re: Alaska State Troopers

Probably the funniest thing to ever come from Saturday Night Live:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvMt9C4DPu8